Hey fellas, welcome to another S.I.C.B.!

...wait, this was supposed to be last week? Of course it was, dumbass! You fuckin' forgot!

Here. I'll have another one up by tomorrow.

I can't believe people when they tell me they aren't addicted to water. That's a right-fucking lie! Have you seen anyone go more than three days drinking the stuff?

Regardless, true chads learn to drink the combination of blood and grinded bug-butter. The greatest shit known to man, I daresay!

See you fackers tomorrow!