Hey fellas, welcome to another S.I.C.B.! It's great to be posting this week, as I have finally just beat my pet leopard into submission, and am getting ready to mail his tail to JohnnyUtah because why the fuck not?

Here's what boggles my fucking mind:

Bbpanzu (or maybe some nutty fan of his) has an account on fanfiction.org! He's got 2 stories so far, but it seems he left it in the dust more than 5 years ago.

...this is Zug here, Bbpanzu. Wait hold on lemme-

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...that's better.

Man, PLEASE finish your Matt x Matilda fic. You could potentially take out ALL the Matt-Edd stans with the flippin' TRUTH!!

I need this. You need this. WE need THIS. So what, it's cringe? I mean, so's the fnf subreddit! Please man, I'll... I'll mail YOU my leopard tail instead!

C'mon!