HEY fellas, Zug here with another SICB.

Today's been quite interesting, out in the U.S., you'll hear these idiots setting off fireworks as late as 3 am!

But that doesn't matter in the least, 'cause today, I took a trip to Fart Locker with my bitch main. And lemme tell you, it was fuckin' BONKERS! The amounts of ass you can buy is crazy. I tried to take some from the clearance section, but I didn't get far before I realized why they were on clearance in the first place. Bloody diarrhea aside, I'd give the experience a 10/10! But don't just take my word for it, check it out yourself!