Like You go into the McDonal and ask the cash register for um

"Hey can um I geet the OneyMeal?"

And they are like "UhhhhhHHHH, no." And you go "WHY NOOOOoOOOOOOOT"

Cause they liek, say uih,

"Oneymeal broke."

...

And then Arin Hansen take shid on the Counter.

Cdustomer?!?!" Y u do this?"

"OneyFixmreal?? Qu?stion mark?"

And yeS turns out!! Fixed Meal of ONey's.

FIxed fix of meal of Five Nights at ONey's.

G-

Goegg. Get humoe oond eat meel.

CUm!!! CUUUMMM<@!!! *Jelq Juice get everywhere*

DThe Enedefthtsdfth-

The Ened.

Hey guys, Zuganda here!

I'll say, it felt good to get that last strip onto the stream.

As of now, there's not really much I wanna say about project production. An eventual goal of mine is to start getting into animation, but for now, we'll have to see where stuff goes.

I might do an update post a little later this week, just in case anything extra cool happens.

Alright, see you guys next week.

-Zug.

Hey guys, Zuganda here.

Things might be a little slow from now on, but I'm gonna try to finish the next strip of Zuganda by the end of the month.

Additionally, I'm working on a little extra something with some people. That audio portal might have something new pretty soon!

I'll see you guys on Monday, hopefully.

-Zug.

Hey guys Zuganda here fuck Jon he stoopid anyway thanks to @ZabuJard (AKA DogBackwards) for feeturing me in his cool new game Newgrounds rumble this is for promotion only if you don't 5 star it we will come find you and rub your skin in moose shit so DO THE RIGHT THING FULP

Uh... hello people! It's uh, Jon, today.

Yeah... Zuganda left his laptop to go try and incriminate Zabujard. Or... at least that's what he told me.

Anyways, a new Zuganda is planned to be made and published by the end of the week! That's what we hope for, at least.

Uh, if you have any ideas for the next Zuganda comic, feel free to let us know in our PM inbox! But uh, be reasonable, with the amount of gay sex you ask for. Please.

Anyway, thanks for tuning in this week! See you guys next Monday.

Sincerely,

Jon.

Hey guys, it's Zuganda here.

I wanted to apologize for the lack of overall content on my page. I've been dealing with issues of my own, and I'm working my way over it. I do have a piece of mind-blowing news, however:

After 15 whole weeks of brainstorming various ideas, I've decided that this trend has run its course.

That's right, I'm retiring Sicb after a good 15 weeks! It was quite the ride, and I really enjoyed it for the first few weeks, but you can only tell so many jokes in a continuous period before you either :

A.) Run out of ideas.

B.) Bore the f**k out of everybody.

C.) Realize that there IS nobody that wants to read your stupid rants, not even yourself.

Sob stories aside, I do plan on focusing more on art and whatnot, and I'll still continue to do weekly updates. I don't intend on leaving Newgrounds for a long time, not until I make my mark.

See you guys another day!

-Zug.

Hey, idingle-pingles!

Zuganda here with another (late-but-strategically-placed) SICB!

This one's been on my mind for a while. You know, when you're ordering Chinese takeout, and you get a box of rice, and you just dump it onto a plate? Well...

It unfolds.

It UNFOLDS, into a FUCKING PLATE!!!

LOOK!!!

This changes everything.

I'm gonna go order some takeout in 3 weeks. I'll see you guys (for real) on Monday!!

-Zug.

Hey fellas, OH SHIT!

Listen guys, I had no idea what came over me these past few days; I was watching youtube, right? For some reason, I noticed the url, and it had said 'watc?' instead of watch. As soon as I saw this, the room started flooding in some pink piss, and I'm pretty sure I saw an effigy of YunoMiles stayin' low and lookin' round. What made it worse? None other than a clusterfuck of SaulGoodman and JohnnyUtah were singing about how poorly managed the prices of the average (fucking) BANANA were!

Crazy shit, I tell you.

Regardless, we sorted it out, despite the sound of constant clapping and... tape being unraveled in the distance? Whatever. On a production note, I do plan on uploading a few more pieces in the next few weeks. I've just been busy, and it'll probably be that way for the next few days. We'll see, though! Zugandans shall persevere!

Hey guys, Zuganda here with another SICB!

This post fucking sucked. I can't believe I looked up something so mainstream.

This violation of humor itself is more of a qualifier for SICB than a tv series even I can't bother binging.

See you guys on Monday.

-Zug.

Hey guys, Zuganda here with yet another SICB!

A new fnf announcement was made by Broski PhantomArcade not too long ago, and ofc, your favorite ugly schill is bandwagoning the hype train to the edge of the cliff! Though, when I stop to look at it, it makes me recall back to almost a year ago, when I first made this account. Even if I haven't been pumping out much content, I've still gotten a feel for this website as a whole, with all the different artists and their creations, and it's amazing. There's barely any stupid drama crap like you see on Twitter. I'd like to take a moment to thank my 4 followers for choosing to follow some moron who's slowly trying to climb a seemingly impossible mountain. I hope you guys will continue to stick throughout the journey, I promise it'll be a fun one.

Anyways, thanks again for reading the SICB, I'll be back next Monday with yet another one!

-Zug.